The quarterly subscription
The Shank Kit
A fresh drop of novelty ball markers, loud headcovers, tees, and a scorecard that plays by our rules.
Your new side bets
Longest sliceBragging rights
Most trees hitNature enthusiast
Shank Tank / Golf gear. Zero pressure.
Bad shots.
Great company.
For the golfers who lose balls, not their sense of humor. Quarterly gear drops and a club where your worst shot is worth sharing.
No handicap requirements. Friends strongly encouraged.
Officially unofficial
CERTIFIED SHANKER
Our clubhouse promises
01 / Beginners belong02 / Laughs over leaderboards03 / Gear with personality
01 / Equip the chaos
More fun in the bag.
We can't fix your slice. We can make the next round a lot more interesting.
Explore kits & gear
Wear the disclaimer
Certified Shanker apparel
Hats that tell your playing partners everything they need to know before the first tee.
Browse apparel02 / Celebrate the miss
#ShankOfTheWeek
Film your worst shot, tag it, and let the community vote. Winners get featured and win free gear. Finally, a reason to keep the camera rolling.
Film it. Tag it. Own it.
03 / See you in the rough
Your score isn't
the best part.
The friends. The side bets. That one shot you'll never live down. Bring better gear to your beautifully bad game.